The Evil Unicorn
Glitterpuff, the evil unicorn walked down the street. “Another day causing mischief in Chicago.” ZAP! All the pedestrians were goats. ZING! All the cars were giant hairy spiders!
Before Glitterpuff knew it, a cop exclaimed “Freeze!” Glitterpuff was stunned! Next, cop cars came and started chasing him.
“Rainbowcycle, go!” He got onto a rainbow-patterned motorcycle. A car chase started quickly. They’re gaining on me! Thought Glitterpuff. He climbed on the back of his vehicle and shouted, “Hope you like frosting!” GLORP! “Ah we’re stuck!” exclaimed the cops.
“I suppose it’s time for my 9am bank robbery.!” said Glitterpuff. RRRING!
The Rudest Clown
Today was Big Boi’s huge day. He got to perform at the Circus! His performance wasn’t great. This happened since there was a cloud blocking the sunlight.
“Hey ya big, fat cloudy dude, will ya get out da way?”
The cloud responded, “Sorry there’s nothin’ I can do about it. The wind takes me wherever I go.”
The crowd heard what he said and many people from the crowd left.
“Hey! Where do ya think you’re goin’?”
The crowd answered, “You are the worst and most rude clown of all time! That’s why we’re leaving!”
Big Boi learned his lesson.
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